Pictures of Children with Political Imagery
Well, I'm starting a new feature on this blog where I bitch about children wearing ugly campaign T-Shirts and how wrong it is to inundate our young with National Convention gear.
With one or two pictures per post, I analyze each part of the picture, disgusting, creepy, or cute, and then subjectively assign each factor a value.
0 - 4 points: Acceptable.
5 - 9 points: Annoying
10 - 14 points: Creepy
15 - 19 points: Disgusting
20+ points: This should be Illegal
Baby 4 Obama
A cute photo op, and maybe a good one for the flickr album, but not really as cute as the mother probably thinks it is. It's only one cut above those annoying baby shirts with the stupid sayings. Or maybe the shirt could have said "Baby 4 Obama" instead of the quickly planned permanent marker on the baby's head.
This next one is a little offensive, so I'll link it through imageshack. If it helps, it's a lovely image of our good friends at the Westboro Baptist Church and their hateful exercise of the 1st Amendment: http://www.godhatesfags.com
Click Here (or not)
America is Doomed
With one or two pictures per post, I analyze each part of the picture, disgusting, creepy, or cute, and then subjectively assign each factor a value.
0 - 4 points: Acceptable.
5 - 9 points: Annoying
10 - 14 points: Creepy
15 - 19 points: Disgusting
20+ points: This should be Illegal
Baby 4 Obama
- "4" instead of for: +3 disgusting points
- Awful cranial handwriting: +1
- The disgusted look on the baby's face: +2
- Barack Obama: -1
- Baby's American flag sleeveless shirt: +2
- Creepy sunglasses guy in the back: +1
A cute photo op, and maybe a good one for the flickr album, but not really as cute as the mother probably thinks it is. It's only one cut above those annoying baby shirts with the stupid sayings. Or maybe the shirt could have said "Baby 4 Obama" instead of the quickly planned permanent marker on the baby's head.
This next one is a little offensive, so I'll link it through imageshack. If it helps, it's a lovely image of our good friends at the Westboro Baptist Church and their hateful exercise of the 1st Amendment: http://www.godhatesfags.com
Click Here (or not)
America is Doomed
- Cartoon buttsex in the background: +4
- Children with hate: +10
- NYPD shirt: +2
- Making children stand out in the hot sun to further your cult's political interests: +3
posted by James D. at
1:33 PM
2 Comments:
needs more points for denim hat and ambiguous gender.
if i ever encounter the WBC, i'm going to stand next to them with a sign that says "everything they think they know is wrong" and an arrow. or something to a similar effect.
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